Trump Warns Iran on Easter: ‘Open the F-ckin’ Strait, You Crazy Bastards’
Rolling Stone • 3/30/2026 – 4/5/2026
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Final Score50/100
CategoryLindy
StatusActive
Recency Multiplier99% (0.5^1/48)
Hero EligibleYes
Story Timeline
- 2026-03-30
- 2026-03-31
- 2026-04-03
- 2026-04-04
- 2026-04-05Trump Warns Iran on Easter: ‘Open the F-ckin’ Strait, You Crazy Bastards’ (current)
Score BreakdownRisk 45
Source Reputation: Low-trust source (4/20 pts)
Consensus: Strong consensus: 12 independent sources
Age: Breaking news - too recent to assess longevity
Stories gain Lindy status through source reputation, network consensus, and time survival.
Same Story from 11 sources
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Trump gives Iran until Tuesday night to open Strait of Hormuz, WSJ reports
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Trump threatens ‘hell’ for Iran over Hormuz Strait as deadline approaches
Al Jazeera • Today
Trump to WSJ: Iran to 'lose every power plant' if they don't open Hormuz Strait
Haaretz • Today
Trump threatens to hit Iran’s infrastructure on Tuesday if Strait of Hormuz remains blocked
The Hindu • Today
Trump threatens to hit Iran infrastructure on Tuesday if Strait remains blocked
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Trump vows US will strike Iran’s power plants, bridges if Strait of Hormuz is not reopened
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Trump gives Iran 48 hours to make deal or face ‘Hell’
The Hindu • Today
Trump Threatens Iran to Reopen Strait of Hormuz by Monday 'Or All Hell Will Reign Down'
Haaretz • Today
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