‘He’s living his best life’: drunk raccoon hit DMV for snacks before liquor store
The Guardian • 12/13/2025 • Last cited 12/14/2025
Summary
A raccoon in Virginia, known for breaking into a liquor store and causing chaos, had previously entered a DMV office and a karate studio, according to local animal protection officer Samantha Martin. The incidents occurred on the same block of businesses, highlighting the raccoon's unusual escapades.
Lindy Score Breakdown
35
Age (0-35)
33 days
4
Velocity (0-40)
1 source (low traction)
8
Tier (0-10)
The Guardian
0
Breadth (0-15)
1 unique
Total Score47/100
Score BreakdownRisk 35
Source Reputation: Moderate trust (8/20 pts)
Consensus: Single source - no independent confirmation yet
Age: 33 days - proven survivor
Stories gain Lindy status through source reputation, network consensus, and time survival.
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